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Graves girls read! No. 13.4 (Ladybug Award reading)
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 @ 11:11 PM | No Comments

The Ladybug Picture Book Award is chosen annually by New Hampshire children from preschool to 3rd grade.  The kids vote for their favorite of the ten nominees in throughout the month of November.  We are wrapping up our discussion of the nominees.

Time for (my) favorites!

Waking Beauty

Leah Wilcox.  Waking Beauty.  Illustrated by Lydia Monks.  Putnam, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

In this fractured fairy tale, a dim-but-likeable prince in search of a dragon to slay happens across a loudly-snoring princess instead.  (Apparently they sound the same.)  Three fairies are on hand to tell the prince how to wake her.  They repeatedly (and with increasing creativity) set up a couplet to rhyme with the word kiss, but the prince has no sense of meter and keeps interrupting with his own ideas.  Physical comedy ensues.  I won’t spoil it with a play-by-play, but my favorite moment is when the dead-asleep princess ends up floating on her hoop skirt in a pond while the prince fishes her out with a too-small net.  It’s priceless.  The interrupted rhymes make it a great read-aloud.  Wilcox and Monks also teamed up to create Falling for Rapunzel (2005), which is in a similar vein and just as funny.

Big Chickens Fly the Coop

Leslie Helakoski.  Big Chickens Fly the Coop.  Illustrated by Henry Cole.  Dutton, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Four comically-dressed chickens (my favorite wears a pink tutu and green boots) decide to put their fears aside and go visit the farm house, but they have a little trouble getting there.  The first structure they find has a roof and a door—those sound like a farm house—but it also has a tail?  Oops, it’s the dog house.  The language is absolutely gorgeous and fun to read:

“The chickens flounced, trounced, and body-bounced.  The dogs pounced.  Drooling muzzles dribbled.  Frightened yard birds quibbled.  Sharp teeth crashed.  Pointed beaks smashed.  Snouts snapped.  Wings flapped.”

But it should be a requirement to add chicken noises.  For me, it’s a loud, frequently-interjected buccaw.  That may or may not be the correct spelling, but I’ll happily demonstrate the sound in person.  Big Chickens Fly the Coop is the sequel to Big Chickens, which we haven’t read yet, but it’s at the top of our list now.

Bear's Picture

Daniel Pinkwater.  Bear’s Picture.  Houghton Mifflin, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Bear’s Picture is one of the books we read for our first Graves girls read! post, so you can read about it there.  While a bit thick on the IT’S OK TO BE DIFFERENT!!! moralizing, it’s probably my personal favorite of the lot, mainly for its nuanced illustrations.  That’s the adult in me talking, though, and since the Ladybug Award is chosen by the kids, I don’t think that Bear’s Picture stands a chance, or that it’s even a particularly good candidate.

If I factored kid appeal into choosing my favorite, I think I’d be rooting for Waking Beauty.  Rhys voted for Big Chickens Fly the Coop, and Geraldine voted for Those Darn Squirrels (which is a little odd since she had very recently said she preferred A Visitor for Bear to Those Darn Squirrels, but I don’t ask questions like that.  I’m pretty temperamental with my favorites, too).

More Ladybug Award reading:
Graves girls read! No. 13.1 – Bedtime at the Swamp and Little Blue Truck
Graves girls read! No. 13.2 – A Visitor for Bear and Those Darn Squirrels
Graves girls read! No. 13.3 – Tadpole Rex, Too Many Toys, and Bats at the Beach

Graves girls read! No. 13.3 (Ladybug Award reading)
Tuesday, December 1, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

The Ladybug Picture Book Award is chosen annually by New Hampshire children from preschool to 3rd grade.  The kids vote for their favorite of the ten nominees in throughout the month of November.  We are discussing the nominees in no particular order.

Tadpole Rex

Kurt Cyrus.  Tadpole Rex.  Harcourt, 2008.  40 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Tadpole Rex is a tiny little thing born in some prehistoric age, alongside the alamosaurus and triceratops.  (Consider my knowledge of prehistory expended.)  After he sprouts arms and legs, he lets out a ferocious (if tiny) “Ribbet!” and goes on the attack.  The illustrations play around with scale, making him sometimes look as large as his inner-tyrannosaurus warrants, and other times look suitably small compared to the actual size of the dinosaurs.  An end note substantiates the somewhat silly text with information about evolution and environmental concerns.

Too Many Toys

David Shannon.  Too Many Toys.  Blue Sky Press, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

None of us cared for this title.  It has a few characteristics of a cautionary tale about excess, but fails to make any sort of point, unless that point is that a cardboard box is the Best Toy Ever.  It’s the kind of book where parents will nod in agreement, and kids will shrug.  I’m not a fan of the illustrations, with the grotesquely exaggerated faces and the hard black lines that make everyone look like a poorly-stitched rag doll.  But that’s just me.

Bats at the Beach

Brian Lies.  Bats at the Beach.  Houghton Mifflin, 2006.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

The bats have a pretty normal day at the beach, except they do it all at night.  And they eat bugs—gross.  And instead of flying kites they are the kites.  And they sit under those little paper drink umbrellas.  Okay there are a lot of differences to spot, and therein lies the fun.  It’s definitely the best of this bunch.  We also recommend Bats at the Library.

More Ladybug Award reading:
Graves girls read! No. 13.1 – Bedtime at the Swamp and Little Blue Truck
Graves girls read! No. 13.2 – A Visitor for Bear and Those Darn Squirrels

Graves girls read! No. 13.2 (Ladybug Award reading)
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

The Ladybug Picture Book Award is chosen annually by New Hampshire children from preschool to 3rd grade.  The kids vote for their favorite of the ten nominees in throughout the month of November.  We are discussing the nominees in no particular order.

A Visitor for Bear

Bonny Becker.  A Visitor for Bear.  Illustrated by Kady MacDonald Denton.  Candlewick, 2008.  56 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Bear is so sure that he hates company that he spells it out on his door:  “NO visitors allowed.”  When mouse shows up for a spot of tea, Bear gives him the boot and continues preparing breakfast for one.  But mouse keeps showing up in impossible places, like the cupboards and the refrigerator, much to Bear’s distress. Even after boarding up the windows, stopping the chimney, and plugging the bathtub, the mouse finds his way back, causing Bear to weep dramatically and yell, “I am undone!”  They have their tea, and Bear finds that he rather enjoys the company.  I mean, what’s the point of knowing how to do a headstand if you haven’t have any friends to see it?

Those Darn Squirrels!

Adam Rubin.  Those Darn Squirrels!  Illustrated by Daniel Salmieri.  Clarion, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Beak-nosed Old Man Fookwire loves watching and painting birds, and misses them terribly during the winter.  He decides to invest in some bird feeders to convince them to stay, but those darn squirrels keep stealing all the seeds!  The old man battles the squirrels with clever traps, but it’s all for nothing when the birds decide to take off anyway.  The squirrels can’t stand the sight of him crying into his cottage cheese, and cheer him up with gifts and clever costumes.

Again, we were split for favorites with these two.  Geraldine said she likes A Visitor for Bear better, especially when they become friends.  Rhys likes Those Darn Squirrels! because they throw a party in Old Man Fookwire’s house at the end, and his “Those darn squirrels!” refrain is delivered with a smile.  I’m going to side with Rhys on this one.  They’re both good books, but Those Darn Squirrels! is packed with quirky humor that I find appealing.

More Ladybug Award reading:
Graves girls read! No. 13.1 – Bedtime at the Swamp and Little Blue Truck

Graves girls read! No. 13.1 (Ladybug Award reading)
Monday, November 23, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

The Ladybug Picture Book Award is chosen annually by New Hampshire children from preschool to 3rd grade.  The kids vote for their favorite of the ten nominees in throughout the month of November.  We are discussing the nominees in no particular order.

Bedtime at the Swamp

Kristyn Crow.  Bedtime at the Swamp.  Illustrated by Macky Pamintuan.  HarperCollins, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Bedtime at the Swamp is about a kid who, for whatever reason, is hanging around a swamp at dusk.  Suddenly he hears a sound pattern that repeats throughout the story—“splish splash rumba rumba bim bam boom”—and dashes up a tree to get away from what is surely a monster.  One by one, his siblings and cousins show up, and finally they meet the big green dinosaur/monster-looking thing…but the noise doesn’t stop with him, and he’s just as scared as the others!  What?  It’s Mom?!  Hm…as fun as it is to read “splish splash rumba rumba bim bam boom,” my mind cannot quite reconcile that as an onomatopoetic representation of what it sounds like to trudge through a swamp.

Little Blue Truck

Alice Schertle.  Little Blue Truck.  Illustrated by Jill McElmurry.  Harcourt, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

Little Blue Truck is about the world’s friendliest little eyeballs-for-headlights truck.  He always takes his time and beeps hello to all the farm animals.  Then a self-important dump truck runs him off the road…and gets stuck in the mud.  It’s up to Blue and his barnyard friends to push the colossal dump truck out, and they manage with the help of a super-strong toad.  Then the animals pile in for a celebratory ride, with toad at the wheel.

As for favorites, the girls were split over these two titles.  Geraldine prefers Bedtime at the Swamp for the silly green monster and the sound effects, and Rhys prefers Little Blue Truck because the animals look funny when they’re all piled into the truck.  If I had to break the tie, I’d tip the scales in favor of Bedtime at the Swamp, because the writing is a little stronger and the plot is not quite so predictable.  Okay, maybe not.

We’ll have some much better nominees over the next few days, really!

Graves girls read! No. 11
Thursday, October 1, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | 4 Comments

This week, the girls and I read a couple of banned books.  I should say challenged books.  I don’t know if they were actually banned…but it’s so much catchier to use strong language, don’t you think?  You know, we could use some centralized, accessible data on challenges over the years…

The Lorax

One of the books we read was The Lorax by Dr. Seuss.  I had never read it before, and as literature, I had a couple issues with it.  I know part of the Dr. Seuss charm is in his made up words, but the frequency of those words was distracting.  The Once-ler makes is clothes out of “miff muffered moof”?  Really?  That detail is supposed to add to the story?  And what’s with the name Once-ler?  I gathered from the first few pages that it’s a has-been sort of name, but he and his family were always called Once-lers, thoughout their illustrious past.  Hm.

Banned Books Week 2009

As social commentary, I thought it was fine.  Normally I don’t like my literature “sharpish and bossy” (i.e., overtly didactic), but messages about greed and environmental irresponsibility are useful and important.  I don’t think the forest industry needed to feel too threatened by a cautionary tale that uses exaggeration to make a point.  Are kids going to grow up thinking that we should never chop down a tree for any reason?  Doubtful.  Most people like to live in houses.  But they may think, huh, maybe we should plant some trees to compensate.  And maybe not pollute the air and water.

And Tango Makes Three

We also read And Tango Makes Three by Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell, illustrated by Henry Cole.  Rhys has the plot summary for us:

Me:  How were Roy and Silo different from the other penguins?

Rhys:  They were both boys, so they couldn’t have an egg.  But then someone gave them an egg, and they were happy!

Dunh duhn duhnnnnn…  The girls been brainwashed!  They no longer fear or loathe cute animals that pal around together even though they’re the same gender!  How could our library undermine our values like that?!

[ Excuse me while I compose myself...got a little carried away with the mock hysteria. ]

So, let’s point out the fact that this is a true story.  Something that actually happened, not some manipulative allegory.  Yes, the zookeeper figure says that they are in love—whatever the penguin equivalent of love is—but to be fair, they are in some sort of monogamous relationship.  Neither of them has eyes for the ladies.  To the average kid, this is probably just a cute story.  If the parent wants, they can use it a means to point out that these types of relationships happen with humans, too, without necessarily assigning any agenda-driven value to it.

What My Children Are Reading This Week is over at In Need of Chocolate today.

Graves girls read! No. 10
Thursday, September 24, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

I’ve been reading the Magic Treehouse books to the girls.  We’ve finished the first…quartet?  What’s the right term?  Anyway, I’m a little neurotic and decided we have to read them in order.  (We do while I’m the one doing the reading, anyway.)  As a librarian I read a lot of covers and book jackets, so I already knew who the “M-person” was.  But I’m not really interested in reading a book that talks about her, and then going back and reading one that’s like, hmm, I wonder who this could be?  So sequence matters.

Pirates Past Noon

Mummies in the Morning won for cutest misinterpretation of a title.  Before we read it, Rhys told my mom, “It’s called ‘Mothers in the Morning.’”  The cover had a picture of a pyramid and a cat on it, but apparently they didn’t provide enough context cues.  For story, I think Pirates Past Noon was the winner.  I could go the rest of my life never saying the word “lubbers” aloud again, but there was just enough excitement and suspense to keep them glued to the page, so to speak.

Small milestone:  Geraldine got to bring home her first school library book this week.  When I picked her up she told me it was in her bag, but that it was “a secret.”  I tried to get her to reveal some details, 20-questions style, but couldn’t guess it.  It ended up being The Gingerbread Boy, illustrated by Scott Cook.  I can’t comment on his version, because Geraldine read it to Rhys when I wasn’t in the room, and I haven’t looked at it myself.  We’ve got it until next Tuesday, though.

What My Children Are Reading This Week is over at the Well-Read Child today.

Graves girls read! No. 9
Thursday, September 3, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

A week in need of a good comfort book.

Sara Pinto.  Apples and Oranges:  Going Bananas with Pairs.  Bloomsbury Children’s Books, 2008.  32 pages.  Age 3 to 8.

Apples and Oranges: Going Bananas with Pairs

There have been a lot of changes in our household this week.  Well, one change that’s affecting several things:  Geraldine has started first grade.  We’re dealing with changing schedules and sudden intrusions like homework.  What we need is a comfort book.  A good choice for us is Apples and Oranges:  Going Bananas with Pairs.  When we took it out from the library last year, we read it over and over.  It’s great for a laugh.

The first page opens with the question, “How are an apple and an orange alike?”  Well, they’re both fruits.  They can be eaten, they grow on trees, they have peels…we can think of a lot of ways that they’re alike.  But when you turn the page, you get this answer:  “They both don’t wear glasses.”  A precedent has been set for the rest of the book:  explaining how objects that share at least a couple traits can also be compared by what they don’t do.

The humor wouldn’t work well without the illustrations.  On the page that asks how a motorcycle and bicycle are alike, for example, they just sit there innocently.  Then, when you turn the page to find out that they both don’t work in a bank, it shows them behind desks.  The motorcycle is helping a customer, or trying to, and it’s a riot.  I won’t spoil the fun with any more examples.  You must, must read this book.

Graves girls read! No. 8
Monday, August 31, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

Patricia Reilly Giff.  The New Kids of the Polk Street School (series).  1988-1989.  Age 6 to 9.

The first chapter book I ever read was The Valentine Star by Patricia Reilly Giff.  I suppose I must have chosen it randomly at a book fair, but I still own it today.  I still remember the day I read it.

Me:  I really want to read this book.

Mom:  So read it.

Me:  But it’s a chapter book.  I don’t know how to read chapter books yet.

Mom:  Why don’t you just try?

Me:  (after reading it cover to cover at the dining room table)  Mom, I did it!

Mom:  (unimpressed)  See?

Whatever.  I was proud anyway.

So, when I decided to start exposing Geraldine (and, as it turns out, Rhys) to chapter books, I thought of the Kids of the Polk Street School series.  Then I thought that books about second grade might not be that satisfying for preschoolers, so I moved on to look at other series.  Then, a chance donation to the library clued me into the New Kids series, which focuses Emily’s younger sister, Stacy Arrow, who is going into kindergarten.  The text is even a bit easier—perfect.

Watch Out! Man-eating Snake

In the first volume, Watch Out! Man-eating Snake, it’s the first day of kindergarten.  Stacy is determined to find a new best friend, and zeroes in on a target before they even get to the classroom.  Problem is, Jiwon doesn’t seem to care for being told not to cry, or having Stacy try to fix her drawing when she decides it isn’t good enough.  Plus there’s the man-eating snake that her classmates (who don’t know that it’s stuffed) are afraid of.  Everthing works out eventually, and Stacy and Jiwon hold hands and skip by the end.

Fancy Feet

In the second volume, Fancy Feet, Stacy’s class is having a school store.  The kids each bring in something to “sell,” and they earn play money for good behavior.  Jiwon brings in an old pair of her mother’s sparkly high-heeled shoes, and all the girls want them.  When Stacy is kept in for recess, she tries the shoes on, as she doesn’t think she’ll be able to earn them.  Then the whole uh-oh-someone’s-coming-I-need-to-hide-them-quick-hey-look-a-trash-can plot device unfurls.  The shoes are gone forever, and Stacy’s stomach is in knots, but by the end she knows she’ll feel better if she tells the truth.  Cop out ending!  What five-year-old is that self-aware?

Mini-rant aside, I love the Polk Street series.  The kids are just so real, dirty fingernails and all.  They get into trouble.  They struggle academically.  And while they learn episodic lessons, they never have epiphanies or experience complete behavioral turnarounds.  That’s not life.  It’s funny, when I read Pictures of Hollis Woods a number of years ago, I remember thinking, “Holy crap, Patricia Reilly Giff can actually write!” Revisiting the Polk Street books, though, I’ve realized she always could.  I was just blinded by the serial fiction stigma.

I think I like the books more than the girls do, but it keeps their attention, and when I offer to read more they always say yes.  It was only a six volume run, so it’s not like we’ll be reading them forever.

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Graves girls read! No. 7 / Outing: Boston Public Garden
Saturday, August 8, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

Of course we read many books every week, even if “Graves girls read!” only highlights one or two the weeks I’m moved to write one.  Ideally I would publish them on Thursdays as part of the What My Children Are Reading meme at The Well-Read Child, but my blogging is completely erratic these days, and frequently, uh, less frequent.  But always carefully written, as you can tell.

The book that stood out last week—because it was read a-purpose [said the Djinn]—was Make Way for Ducklings by Robert McCloskey.  It’s long been present on their bookshelves, but I can’t remember reading it to them previously.  As I’ve said, I’m a Blueberries for Sal girl; but then, I’m also a Maine girl.

Make Way for Ducklings

Make Way is an adorable story, though, and I can’t imagine why it’s been sitting on the shelf so long.  I guess because it’s a paperback.  Though I didn’t read without editorializing.  “The policeman (with his billy club)…” In retrospect, I’m not sure why I would draw attention to a blunt instrument designed to bludgeon “criminals,” but it didn’t register with them regardless.

The reason I broke out Make Way for Ducklings was that, on a whim, I decided to make a half a day of visiting the Public Garden, for the swan boats and, incidentally, the ducklings.  See, I have a half memory of riding a swan boat when I was roughly their age (it had to be before 1987, because I think I would half-remember the ducklings if they were there), and for some reason I decided it was important to pass that half memory down to them.

So we went last Saturday, and aside from a giant tree limb falling right next to us, we had a lot of fun.  We hit the swan boats first, while they were still open:

Girls on a swan boat

The island was swarming with ducks:

Ducks on the island

It was impossible to take pictures of the boats without recognizable faces in them, so I grabbed this one under the bridge:

Swan boat under the bridge

The girls loved climbing all over the ducklings and Mrs. Mallard:

Swan boats

They were especially fond of Quack:

Swan boats

Swan boats

Footnote:  The girls are not at all convinced that ducks will eat peanuts.  [ EDIT:  This has been reconciled. ]

Graves girls read! No. 6
Friday, July 31, 2009 @ 11:11 AM | No Comments

Bubbles!!!  Okay, we don’t usually do themes, because (a) they probably get enough of it at school, and (b) I’m not nearly coordinated enough for that.  But when these two holds, placed on separate occasions, came in on the same day, I knew we had to pair them.

Bubble Trouble

Margaret Mahy.  Bubble Trouble.  Illustrated by Polly Dunbar.  Clarion Books, 2009.  32 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

If you made a vocabulary list out of the text of this book, it might look a little like SAT prep.  But it’s a story about a baby that gets trapped in a bubble and flies all over town—how intense can it be?  Turns out that the definitions of the “big” words aren’t important, but their use is important for rhyming, half-rhyming, and kind-of-sounding-like.  And even if you can’t remember how to say “cavil,” [1] just act like you do and keep the flow going.  It will make silly sense and sound kind of cool.  A fun read.  Perfect for storytime.

Pop! A Book about Bubbles

Kimberly Brubaker Bradley.  Pop! A Book about Bubbles.  Photographs by Margaret Miller.  Let’s-Read-and-Find-Out Science series.  HarperCollins, 2001.  40 pages.  Age 4 to 8.

When I was a kid (actually, even through college and until rather recently) I didn’t like science.  Had no use for it.  We were a humanities family.  I’ve always loved math, though, and within the past half dozen years it sparked an interest in physics, and now I think science is The Best.  And I want to find non-intrusive ways to help the girls think so, too.  The Read-and-Find-Out Science series seems like a good place to start.  What we learned about bubbles is, they’re always round because of the distribution of air pressure, and they wouldn’t form if they weren’t sticky.

Find out what the other kids are reading at The Well-Read Child.

[1]  Should I be embarrassed?

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